Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
She is well on her way in becoming a Pokémon Master!
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride
not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly